Oh hi, new followers.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

hectorcandle:

keepmywhiskeyneat:

abundance-of-kimberly:

keepmywhiskeyneat:

this is a safe place. you are safe here. nothing bad or mean happens here. nope. all sunshine and rimjobs here

Liar.

Don’t fucking ruin this for me, Kimberly. 

He’s lying through his taco-encrusted teeth.

Et tu, Brute?